"Well, we've said it many times--if a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun." (uh, what?!!)
"Are your fingernails beginning to sweat?"
"Let's hit these biscuits with a dab of gravy."
"I know that you'd rather walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit than consider the possibility that John Kerry would lose Ohio."
"This [race] is as tight as the rusted lug nuts on a '55 Fort."
"...it's Spandex tight."
"... closer than Lassie and Timmy." (this is classic!)
"... shakier than cafeteria Jell-O."
"This race is as hot and tight as a too-small bathing suit on a too-long car ride home from the beach." (love it!)
"Frankly, we don't know whether to run, to watch, or to bark at the moon."
"Turn the lights down -- the party just got wilder."
"He swept through the South like a tornado through a trailer park."
"When the going gets weird, anchormen punt."
